Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

Friday, May 1, 2009

GJ

This was on seek.com:

Suitable applicants must posses the following criteria:
 
 *   Must own there own vehicle


Your grammatical prowess make me incredibly eager to apply...

dipshits...

Friday, April 17, 2009

Hedomisn


So as I sit here on my Studio XPS desktop with 2 X 240WFP screens, looking at an email from Catch of the Day.... I realise.... I am a hedonistic wanker.

I cant stop buying crap I dont need! I cant stop spending money on stuff! I have 2 really good jobs that pay me, and I spend nearly all the money I earn! I have a gym that syphons money out of my account for nothing, I eat crappy food when I'm at work and uni, and I have a recording studio downstairs that I can't even use...

So tell me your hedonism stories. I'd really like to feel better about myself knowing I'm not alone!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

i7s and YOU!

God i love the stupidness of computers.

I experienced the awesomeness of my computer today (Dell Studio XPS Desktop) when I imported ALL the music i have (ipod, hard drive, sisters ipod, etc) into itunes at the same time. According to iTunes, it's 60gb of music... and it imported in about 8 mins... that's about 22 songs per second.

HOWEVER... when it comes to a much more challenging task such as un-minimising itunes.... the computer has a spack and I have to end explorer.exe...

Gotta love it...

Anyway, back to installing Halo 2

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

el Ranto

Ok, so i have tempoarally pulled my rant from my page due to it being a teensy bit abusive towards my employer...

Saturday, April 4, 2009

'Cleaning' my Room

So in the interest of cleaning my room, i took all the clothes I own and put them on my bed. Took me about 40 mins to find my work uniform this morning...

But now i have room on my table for my new computer and 2 screens!

Didn't end up finding my keys, though.... Which is a bit awkward.

Given the state of my bed, i think i have to count this as a fail.